I don't usually arrange sex via text message
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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