Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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