just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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