apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
