We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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