where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i dont even know how to be here
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
i need some magic done to my vagina
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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