I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
