And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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