"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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