Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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