You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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