So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It's shark week go big or go home
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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