Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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