You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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