Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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