He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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