He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I think my nap took me to another dimension
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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