Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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