I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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