Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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