we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Success! We fucked roommates!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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