school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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