Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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