dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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