People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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