As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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