Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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