We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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