i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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