are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Randomize
