Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
