Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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