Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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