Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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