Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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