I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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