Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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