the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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