I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
