Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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