Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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