No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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