I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
