Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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