Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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