Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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