even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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