Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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