I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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