we're blogging at a bar
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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