I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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