The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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