Whod you bang
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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